Kid Survival Tips 7,469 & 7,469.5

I posted this on my personal blog, but thought I'd post here too in case y'all don't read my blog --you totally should, but just in case :)

Tip # 7,469
If you are going to write on your sister's bedroom door, please do not write your name and school number. Even with a dry erase marker. Choose something a bit more clever, like say, her name and school number. While we all agree that your parents are complete and total morons, there are some things that even they don't miss.

Tip # 7,496.5
Your Mom is a total spaz- remove the sticker before she sees it.